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what are yours?
thought of thee clearly
your just northenist. Which we love
and have chip buttys, and smell, and don't understand different cultures etc im tired
reet and ta are actually good words.
5. head (as in "give head")
2. any posh abbreviation of any name
sucking cock. so much nicer
there are no appropriate ways to put it, and i feel awkward saying head, blowjob, fingered etc
i prefer not to talk about it.
ive said this before but the act of sex should be silent except for breathing
talking about it is horrible and the only circumstance that it is good to talk about it is if it is a comical pairing or something, then you can be as crass as you want. eg:
"omdz matt fingered sarah and then she gavee him a blowjob lol"
i would just be so embarassed. if i ever get asked to talk dirty to someoen i wouldnt know what to do.
id just be like 'thats alright isnt it'
"OOH YOU LIKE SOME OF THAT DON'T YOU??"
under no circumstances would i get involved in this
i think there probably is enough terms so i could get by using them with a minimal amount of embarassment, but the very idea of talking dirty would cause me to want to curl up into a ball and stay there for a while
for i have a habit for giving full names of people - however not posh
the girls from ascot talk
they're cunts. loads of them went to your school didn't they?
while we just had the whole of poland in our school - did you know st josephs was on gmtv for the amount of polish people we had?
MR WELSH SPOKE LIAM, MR WELSH
mr welsh was seriously amazing. was he having lulz with lorraine kelly?
but the FIRST polish guy who came to our school has no died :( after going for a run.
Mr welsh gave all our klang so many bruises, i remember him strangling me when i was waiting for lunch once. My mum thinks hes gay lolololol
but he's well cool. why is everyone from our schools dying? we're def in the ghetto
but don't say anything LOL. He is well cool. It's rubbish we literally should be crying over Elvis and 'Fiddy' lyrics
(thought i'd incorporate internets speak into the context)
like at the end of a sentence for no reason. e.g. thought you would want to know, like.
but it was a joke. hes probably about 7th in my least favourite words
and its annoying enough when they say it but it sort of fits the accent a bit better. but one person i know at uni uses it all the time at the end of sentences and it just makes me so angry!
and yeah its worse written online because the pointlessness of it is even greater there. you actually have to go to the effort of typing an extra word just FOR NO REASON.
im actually getting angry thinking of it now.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
i think that is a northern slang thing.
saying like all the time though is american i agree
but my friend from london uses it and i have to stop myself from punching her in the face everytime she says it
All the d's, basically.
That's another one.
5. epic fail
(not a word but) "in terms of"
is up there.