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We have a new starter in my office today. She arrived at 8.35 and at 16.20 asked where the toilet is.
did a similar thing recently. Meekly asked when she could go for lunch at around 4pm. One hour from hometime.
I haven't seen her since, actually. Maybe she had a gorge and deathed out by the road.
when i was at school i could go the whole day without weeing. mainly because i had to because i got beaten up in the toilets, but it wasn't difficult to hold in the wee!
'got beaten up'.
I went to boarding school, so weeing at school was pretty much compulsory.
I piss at least ten times a day so I just can't understand.
She's probably calmed down since then. When in a state of tension, anticipation, stress or exitement the parasympathetic aspects of your nervous system are dominated by the sympathetic, which releases arenaline and stuff. The suppression of the parasympathetic system prevents digestion, tiredness, feeling hungry, urine creation and even urine and fecal expulasion.
Science has an answer to everything
Although, she might have a catheter/ went in a plant pot or soemthing
Well, maybe one permanently in but then you wouldn't need a toilet would you? Or do you need to empty them?
I think Balonz should ask her if she has a catheter.
Yeah you need to empty them. Asking people if they have a catheter in sounds like good fun. New pastime alert?
But definitely I think catheter-asking should be a new pastime (and, if all goes well, a futre olympic sport). I'm gonna update my interests on facebook...
I don't know a great deal about catheters - can they be hidden elsewhere?
She's called Fatima and I have always had the policy of not riling people of that name.
so trousers might not come into it.
But anyway she might just be pleased your taking an interest in her. If she's new she'll want to make friends and what better way than sharing a discussion of urology?
Maybe I will start talking about Sir Cliff on Monday (she's gone now) and see where that gets me.
of being asked in public toilets if I use a catheter (or more regularly what the fuck that plastic thing is I'm pissing out of).
I can absolutely assure you that it has so far NEVER come across as a sexual advance...
This could be a problem...
Unless you fancy the girl in which case I can then only see a win-win situation.
To my knowledge, any sort of stoma, or at least -ostomies, must protrude to the external environment?
But I agree, the best way to make freind is to talk about expulsive processes of the body.
I mean obviously if you've got a permanent tube and bag in, which I guess we're talking about in this scenario, the tube and bag would have to be visible but if she had tight trousers but a baggy top then it could be hidden under top she had on perhaps?
outside office environs?
waste land - you can see for miles all around.
but we had it covered.