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Time: Just now
Action: ticklish scuttling
Location: my lower back
Culprit: medium sized spider.
with the "your mum" comment
my mum's belly doesn't fit in beds. It has to be supported by an intricate crane system
The woman next door is in hospital and has left me in charge of feeding her cat. I went over there to feed it tonight and I have come back with fleas. Not good.
you have all its catty diseases now
Also, Brian Blessed.
For hair reasons mainly.
you're making me repeat myself, tony :(
Twice in hostels in London I've woken up with something that's looked like a massive red rash all over my body.... Turned out to be fleas :( Although in one of the cases I did know cause I woke up and the bed was FULL OF THINGS THAT WERE CRAWLING AROUND and all over me :( These experiences have made me extremely sceptical of hostels in London (those around the rest of the country have all been fine)
we want to infect you all so you stay out of our way...