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to accompany a smarmy photo of yourself on the cover
"2 in the Bush"
I prefer "Top Marx: Keeping it Real"
Up until that point his auto-biography was going to be called "Virgin On the Ridiculous."
maybe 'Fullerov: My Brilliant Life and Achievements
Featuring a picture of me on the cover grating my face off.
The Life & Loves Of Belsizeparka.
"The Thompson Directory"
I'd nearly buy it on the strength of that alone, though theres probably a joke about not judging a book by its cover that I'm overlooking.
with a picture of me shrugging and gurning.
or 'Stephen Hawking's Dancing Dribble Sponge'
acquired the copyright to use his name. SORRY!
when autobiography names are mentioned:
Interviewer: So, you called your autobiography "The Ragman's Son". Who was the Ragman?
Kirk Douglas: Er...my father.