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quick, chase them.
but i love pillows!
if your gonna clutch my cushions to your belly then I'm gonna bury my face in your pillows
Or something along those lines.
not bamos holding his conkers.
i've seen it happen, believe me. this has actually reminded me of someone who always did this, she was very attractive.
I bet they gots enough cushions to go around out west. I heard dey got cushions enough for 2 each out there. They got dem alfalfa plants...
fap fap fap
Because they're there
I'm getting aroused. That, and I Hold Bamos's Conkers are playing a secret gig at the Luminaire this weekend.
You can have a private show (LOL!) at a later date.
have some sense of propriety
How am I going to get out of the office on time now?
Everyone will be able to see my raging hard on.
Or are you now part of my conkers?
I do it because it is comfortable.
See also: why do I sometimes sit at my desk with my little fingers in each of my nostrils? I don't even realise I'm doing it.
They're like matches
I'd much rather have a cushion on me than under me. I don't like having cushions behind me when I'm on the sofa. It doesn't feel right. I'll always pull it out and have it at my side or on my lap
Am I a girl?
generally like the fetal position more than guys i think. I think it makes them feel safe and hunches over a cushion is kinda like that.
say Ive ever done that
maybe their non willy is getting cold.
I bloody love wacking cunts with mallets.
is having such an affect on your life, such things would not be important to someone who had any sort of "real" life.
To cover up fat bits
To stop you laying in our laps and distracting us whilst trying to watch TV
when it comes to encouraging that type of behaviour
your thighs change shape and it makes them look fatter and wider, so even if you're thin it looks like you have big thighs. my girlfriend's sister told me that
it's why girls cross their legs too so they're not showing off their fatty thighs splayed across the sofa.
ooo errr missus.
I got mad skillz