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im very excited. I'm going to be a lifeguard!
or is it the dream?
they're guarding your life!
dog lifeguard on channel 5 the other night. He was lovely.
I used to do a bit of lifeguarding.
It's quite dull. And all the little kids take the mick.
Not only are you protecting our country, you're now also protecting our pools
the 'no heavy petting' and 'no bombing' rules with deadly force?