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how do you like that!?
if you ask me.
into the Bristol CHANNEL
the other has CAMELS?
and the ships that used to flow into the Bristol Channel might have carried Jamaica Ginger Cake, which is a DESSERT?
River Avon could be translated as River River
Sahara Desert could be translated as Desert Desert
YOU'RE A GENIUS!
i thought it was going to be a joke at first.
There's a whole load of examples here:
"See that girl who can't dance or sing, I'm going to marry her".' Magic.
When were you in the Sahara?
Africa. World Challenge.
I was only there a day. Our expedition was primarily to Namibia. The Namid Desert>Sahara
There was an attractive girl who's always on the same tube as me, and I considered talking to her about her excellent choice of literature, but she had sandals on and I could see her toes. So I didn't. Urk. Toes.
whose fetish was having his girlfriend piss in his mouth, shit on his hand, then she'd wiggle her toes at him and when she wiggled her toes, he would cum INSTANTLY without having to touch himself. gross.
a) find out that this was what you loved and then b) broach the subject with a girl let alone c) find a girl willing to curl one out on your palm.
it's the biggest mystery of our time
that girl is filth
written in shit. i'll have a look
This was supposed to be a light-hearted and informative bit of etymological trivia, and you people have turned it into something unspeakably sordid. Good work.
i was bursting to get it out and when lbc mentioned toes - bingo!
You're left with a mouth full of piss, a hand covered in shit and no pay off!
is worth a piss in a bush
It's the change machine at Hunstanton, right?
that's not just something you can do, y'know? you'll have to put down paper or a tarpaulin or something
"Drink plenty of water and eat your greens, I fancy sex tonight!"
One of them's got to make an entire 180 turn after the pissing part has finished, and given he's stuck between her legs it'd be easier for her to do a roundhouse jump before squatting. Then she'll still be standing up and surely the bloke wouldn't be able to see the toes properly from his prone, urea-marinaded position.
Is this joke too tenuous?
No one I know knows what it means.
and that pederast actually means a paedofile, as I am younger than Bamos.
And it's not funny anymore/
And BBC reality star Lee Mead.
to tautological place names is great. I particularly like Lake Tahoe's translation as "Lake the Lake".
Also 'Torpenhow Hill' = "Hill Hill Hill Hill". Do you think it's a hill by any chance?
No doubt someone already has the answer: They're both redundancies.
Mississippi River is another one.