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just annoying people?
once again Mehodor your topic is of soul crushing disappointment to me
seeing as you just said you thought
just a poor version of my chopstick thread of earlier this year
they're well stupid
so I don't know
but that's all
he's not in it any more though
and shes lovely!
technically alcxxk, and myself.
DiS weeds out the awful ones i guess..
they also have a strange and really lame zany sense of humour
is it really good?
started watching it online at work the other day.
Imagine the office (i know you like) but in a public school. Same kind of theory, and similar humour, but a bit more silly.
may be a lie
i cant. i just cant.
Wait! The movie Chopper. That was funny.
I'm sure that out there there must be some girlie out there needy for a weedy shy guy.
You know what the worst thing about being in Wellington is? FOTC aren't.
That's a long way from Slough, Berkshire
They're the old version of South Africans, yes?
"How do you feel about these South Africans coming over here stealing your jobs"
but now I just want to punch 90% in the face.
Maybe it's just "Aussies in London".
Series 5 Ep 3.
TOTALLY sez it all.
SHADDAP YEW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
YOOOOOORE BREAKING MY AHHHHHHRMMMMM!
now f*ck off
that it's just aussies in london. i'd never been so ashamed of my countryfolk until i came here.
you are exempt from my hatred pot
but i do understand what you mean. i came here thinking i'd meet loads of like-minded australians, who wanted to live somewhere other than australia and broaden their minds, but very soon realised that the australian scene here is absolutely awful.
i do think it's a visa thing, like they can't be bothered getting to know any brits or putting down roots as they have to leave after 2 years or whatever. they just want to screw other aussies/kiwis/south africans and hang out in the most awful places!
They're all really nice and none of them would piss on a Walkabout if it was burning.
and miss them a lot.
met about 2 aussies I liked.
Not a fan, not a fan of their country either.
Brother went out with an aussie who I fucking hated as well.
In fact fuck austrailia and all its dumb punters!
at all the awful british tourist establishments, which would limit your exposure to real australians.
brits in oz give australians a horrible impression of you guys too. think it's to do with the visa culture, party hard and don't give a shit about anyone else because you're only there for 18 months or whatever.
I make a point of that wherever I go in the world.
In fairness my brothers ex has out me off the whole country and its people. I know that is totally unfair and wrong but I fucking hated that bitch so much!
i totally hate all black people because eddie murphy annoys me so much.
and don't get me started on the gays after carson kressley!
i try to avoid them as much as possible.
Especially the girls. The guys can be a bit boof-headed at times, but not always.
Rule of thumb - Melbourne Aussies are the best kind, generally quieter and more interested in things outside sport and VB. Queensland Aussies - always approach with caution....
Some are annoying and some are lovely and some are boring and some other adjectives.
My Aussie friend Tim for instance likes Ryan Adams, Arcade Fire and going to raves. Like proper raves. He only gets angry when Beldisloe is on.
I think a lot of it is that they're living here and probably aren't going to stay here. They're young and they want to have fun. I can't imagine all the Brits living in Oz are bastions of polity.
That said I played football against some Aussies last night and they were grade a cunts.
TOP AUSSIE GUIDE!
Shane Warne is a top Aussie. He is also a massive pisstank yobbo with
a beer-gut who dyes his hair blonde and drives a red convertible.
Warney has done some bad things. He once got paid 100 grand by Nicabate
to give up durries for a year but he lit up heaps when he was pissed. Then
he took money from some Indian bookmakers for pre-match information.
He once smashed a camera cause a kiddy took a photo of his beer gut. Then
he got toey on the phone and dirty-talked an English girly who wasn't his
wife. However, all Australians agree that Warney can be excused for doing
these things cause he spin bowls like a genius and makes England look
completely shithouse. Warney could drink all our beer and then spew on our
carpet and we wouldn't care as long as he keeps taking wickets.
Warney is a top Aussie.
The Queen is a top Aussie because she runs the country. Anyone who runs
Australia must be tops, because it is a tops place. The Queen has a massive
place which is great for piss-ups cause there is about a million sofas for
your mates to crash on and heaps of dunnies so you don't have to hold the
snake. The Queen is also ace on the barby and her steak marinade has been
described as "bloody tops". A champion host, the Queen always gets you a
fresh one from the Esky, and acting as backup when Her Royal Highness "goes
the yard glass" is one of the greatest honours an Australian can have. Some
people reckon the Queen shouldn't run the country because they never see her
down at the Beresfield Bowling Club. But if the Queen lived in Australia,
she would spent every night down at the Bero Bowlo and she would win heaps
of meat trays. The Queen is a top Aussie.
That and the youtube video of a boxer dog on a trampoline are my go tos
I'm in the danger zone as well - this thread would be the perfect place to notch up a fourth
generally they either liked me or really didn't and wanted to hit me