answer agree strongly, agree somewhat, neither agree nor disagree, disagree somewhat, disagree strongly, don't know
1) i would shave my pubes 'just to see what it looks like'
2) i quite like magnolia paint but slag it off in public when / if asked
3) I am curious about nipples. Generally.
4) I secretly fear my PA
5) I think it would be acceptable to punch Antoine de Caunes
6) i hate meeting new people and tend not to like them anyway - spastics
7) I would be prepared to pay over the odds for olives
8) i would wank off a dog for £50k
9) I don't see what Stephen Gately has got to be so pleased about
10) I am unable to remain poised when talking to someone with a visible deformity or defect
11) it is feasible that i would cry if watching footage of mo Mowlam soldiering on determinedly
12) I often strain my neck to catch sight of animals' genitals