life is back to normal again i guess.
It's a terrible place all things considered, especially at this time of year with all of the beer boys and the flat summer surf.
it was cool.
and even more interesting, i saw an idiot on a stag do fall off a massive cliff!
if he's only serious now, what was he before?
it was exciting. we saw him and his idiot mate climb over the pub barrier at this place 'belushis' and then disappear over the edge of the cliff! so we called the bouncers over and they called the police, soon there were 5 police, 4 paramedics and 6 coastguard peering over the edge. eventually 2 lifeboats picked him up and he was airlifted out.
it was mint!! no sympathy for the cunt too, stupid bastard wasting the time of valuable people. but im glad he did fall, cos minutes earlier he was flashing his cock to the whole bar - knobhead
but each time, there seems to be a drunken man there getting his knob out...horrible place.
the music there was top notch. new slang, teenage riot and intervention in a row. so so good.
thanks for the tips btw, we were stuck in newquay really, we only had 1 car and there were more of us than could fit. we did see some bands tho, which was nice
I'VE NOT CHANGED A BIT
of natural selection!
i was in newq, taming the waves, scoping the babes
Who cares, man...it's all the energy of the waaaaaaaaaves.
although i haven't been since i was 17. I hear the po-lice don't allow you to have what is basically an orgy on the beach after club kick-out anymore?
but a lot of that stuff still goes on up at Fistral.
the cops dont drag on me catching some salt blows then its all chicken
Is like doing a parachute jump off a bunk bed.
And i just love the way people get impressed at some shaggy haired goon wobbling around on a wave that wouldn't reach your fucking knee! The only recorded casualty related to surfing in england was a toddler getting the business end of a surfboard in the chops when he was going to wash out his bucket. FACT!
wash out my bucket on some of those sandy haired cock knockers
Where's the perilous coral reef?
that's when the waves are at their best.
It's sporadic at best through the summer months which happens to be when everyone rushes down to Devon and Cornwall to buy a Rip Curl tee shirt and hire a foam board.
But anyone caught down there during the summer months pretending to surf should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.
i just got conned by this. biggest letdown EVER
where they played, in a row:
new slang, teenage riot and intervention.
could it get any better? i think not
Did you catch any of the stuff I PM'd you about? and how were the annoying friends of friends?
they didnt even come!!!!!!!!!
i was so relieved i got drunk and fell over and bashed my eye!
we went mackerel fishing out at sea and i also managed to bash my head in there too.
unfortunately we didnt make it out of newquay, but thanks for the tips! it was greatly appreciated
tjhr bar was belushis btw.
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