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that this is some of the best lego ever.
This time the story takes place in Bangladesh, starting off with a house on stilts, to avoid destruction from floods, and several animals who aren't native to Bangladesh, but are just there on a relaxing holiday
One day, Mick the crocodile heard there was going to be a flood, so him and his best friend, Gordon the construction worker, climbed on top of Gordons house, since Mick was a shit crocodile and couldn't swim
Seeing this, Fred the lion decided he wanted safety from the flood, (which wasn't even coming, it was just an incorrect weather report) so he decided he would jump on the roof and push Mick and Gordon off
Gordon and Mick lay injured on the floor:
But then they got attacked by Charles the husky!!
He ate Gordon in two bites, and stole his hat
Then Charles proceeded to chow down on Mick
Richard the policeman was driving past on patrol, when he saw all this killing going down, he decided Charles needed teaching a lesson, so he grabbed his spade and his pneumatic drill, and chopped Charles' head off!!
Gordon was still alive and crawled out Charles' dead body, then Gordon, Richard and Jeff the fireman decided to perform YMCA on Charles' as a sign of victory
Fred was incredibly homophobic, and decided to launch an attack on the three men from his hiding place under the house (he had a text message from a mate saying the flood report was wrong!)
He was so angry he simply threw the house off his back
And then flung himself on top of the shoddy performers (they were rubbish at singing and dancing, which annoyed Fred even more!)
Then he just ate them, there was blood everywhere!
Basically, Fred either killed, or caused the death of everyone in the story, so he is pretty much going to hell when he dies...which was quite soon after filming you may be glad to hear, since it turns out the flood report was actually correct, and Fred got mashed into a spikey tree
It was fun
i bet nobody reads it.
Why so serious?