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Based entirely on today's commute - Obese Americans to have their passports confiscated.
for people walking in front of me.
they were fat. They just happened to be American.
As it's draconian, I thought applying it to all Americans.
This is about draconian laws. They are going to be a bit harsh. Please try to develop a sense of humour.
my poor understanding of internet acronyms has let me down.
to be placed at the top of mountains. If you want to eat at them, youve got to get fit.
Railway workers should be allowed to hit mothers who decide that, since youve been gone more than 1 second, your seat should be given up to their darling precious child.
more than two paces from where you left if shall receive 30 lashes of the cane.
for men over 14 stone who feel that on sunny days the streets of London are a better place due to the presence of their wibbly, wobbly, pink and white bellies.
to be allowed out in public.
would be blinded.
by Wolves cocks
Like Logan's Run, but not quite as mental.
would be punishable by death.
Playing the mobile phone msuic player on a bus is treated the same as rape.
1 house and 1 car
(special exemption status for museums and collections and housing associations)
all scumbags and the millions of AIDS sufferers in Africa.
people with AIDS.
Won't stop the spread of AIDS.
It will only stop them having children.
This wouldn't make it past the Lords.
will hang by the neck untill dead.
also, hardline re-education programmes for crimes against spelling & grammar
and all motor vehicles fitted with 3ft of foam around the circumference.