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I am going to close the curtains.
I am afraid.
and then it can see it no longer,it goes into a furious rage.
I'm afraid you sir,are propa fukted
so can you.
Note that I would piss my pants if that landed on me.
I mean, why not just invite it in and then make love to it
to put it on your penis.
'hmmm that sandwich was so good, should i make a thread about it? nah'
'ow i just stubbed my toe on the door, i wonder if my fellow dissers have ever felt such pain?'
'i cant decide which is better, choc chip or blueberry muffin, would this make a good thread?'
very few ideas actually make the cut, i like to have some quality control
DiS will be outraged. i've been there.
like, actually going outside in the dark with a rolled up newspaper or something?
indoor moth. eyeing my penis etc.