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...that every time she turns around, it's her birthday!
that she ate a birthday cake when it was christmas. FUCKING LOL.
she sat on the TeeVee and watched the couch!
I found that really funny?
she has serious health issues as a result
she has major issues with her appearance, loathes herself and has tried to kill herself twice
she whistles bass!
Or your momma is so fat she rolled over a Super Nintendo and made two Gameboys.
she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
Yo mama so fat they have to write her weight in standard form.
that she died of a heart condition.