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but I'd rather have this
weather is good.
the slide is there ALL THE TIME.
you can use it in the morning to go downstairs.
Shall I walk downstairs as per 99.9% of those living in two story dwellings do? Or shall I take the SLIDE?
with the promise of slides and more slides should they be willing to put out.
use it wisely. I can just imagine it now though- couple of glasses of wine, invite her up to see the slide, maybe even have a go, she goes down, only to find that at the bottom are the softest mattresses and satin sheets sprinkled with rose petals, and thus, courtesy of your slide, the seduction is complete.
freeking Killer moves! Man alive I'm going to rip off a building site tomorrow to get a set of those tubes ASAP!
I bid you goodnight. I might cover the stairs tomorrow in layers of duvets with smooth material to try and taste a little of the magic.