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but there's no way i'm starting a "where to start with..." thread on it
I guess I lose.
but I now know what chyna is
Can we just pretend that never happened?
Martbowski, you're harsh.
or said... once.
i'm not adam parry
that was really good. i am a poetic genius.
oooh cardigans oooh clarks OOOH
got a form and EVERYTHING
and having a job displays an ability to fill out application forms effectively, pass interviews, and be polite/not lazy enough to keep said job afterwards- all attractive qualities.
Basically, its a winning combination.
Better leave it till tomorrow.
round where I am currently.
what is this, 2006?
an indie label exec does a facepalm and hurriedly scrawls blueprints for a time machine.
I'm your wet dream come true"
Saying that, I do a pretty mean Papa Lazarou impression
ohhh guess guess
SHOULD GET THIS. ugh
That was everyone you've ever loved.
of the usual dubious quality
I'd loved lemonbrickcombo and he'd left me, which would be a bit silly, though not entirely unwelcome for the loving part obvs.
"rebel who plays by his own rules".
MUMMY HOW COULD YOU
And he knows it.
He seems stuck with the same shtick that he was flogging 2 years ago and I don't get a little naughty giggle when he's a git to someone on the internet. I don't feel the need to align myself with antagonists in order to uphold an image of aloofness or something. Plus he's rarely funny.
I thought we could all be art of the same stable.
Usually when Mart slags people it's the people I would if I wasn't a total pussy/didn't have a reputation to uphold.
which is really lame.
everyone knows Dancing On Ice is shit. Anyone with half a brain just wouldn't bother with dancing on ice.
I could forgive him if he was as funny as charlie brooker.
"hey I hate dancing on ice and you're all too WUSS to admit you do too. I'm a fucking rebel yeah taking on Dancing On Ice, meltin' it down to it's core yeaaaaaaah take that. I'm the only abstract one here with all the PERSPECTIVE. You know what you don't got? PERSPECTIVE. Which is what I got. Booya".
I mean d'ya get what i'm saying?
But I disagree.
i've had a few threads from him too, making it more of like if charlie brooker started going "you know what else is shit? the mona lisa! and ipods! and democracy! and television!" and everyone else agreed with it and went "er... huh huh YEAH that shit is SHIT!" just because it was charlie brooker. Or in this case martbowski, klaire or one of the other "big players" who like to be mean of an evening.
So don't be too disheartened.
I don't lord!
I'm not a lord!
As in "something that would be interesting to an actual aspirational human being with actual adult interests". I mean, wrestling? Come on.
If you think 95% of the people on here think that wrestling, childish sniping and pretty boring music taste (from what I remember) is interesting then... Well, you could be right actually.
The main point is that you're not really as good a writer as you are and your surname still makes me think of baked beans. You dork.
there you go.
not so much.
then I'm going to change myself, just so other people think I'm cool."
But it involves looking at me and me having a cigarette.
I spose I can do a bit: "Its pronounced GOWL!"