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FUCK RIGHT OFF!
LOOKING IN MY ROOM, MY BLINDS ARE BROKEN.
i need a massive piece of cardboard
man in shop who didn't sell me cigarettes
sainsburys for not getting back to me after an interview over a week ago
my brother for being an idiot
my new shoes which I thought would wear in and stop giving me blisters, and havnt
Did he use it while he was there?
he and this girl were singing along to really camp songs whilst lying on the grass. they got up, he topped up his deoderant and hairspray and she just stood up.
Did they head off after that or did they hang around the park more? Did he have it like, out, or in a bag? Did she just stand there while he did it and not really interact, or was she involved? My mind is boggled.
(nb I don't actually expect you to answer those.)
though they seemed like a cliched pairing from sex and the city. He looked like her token gay mate. He looked like cristiano ronaldo. I looked down her top. good times.
by four tet. REALLY loudly. And sing it at them. Maybe they'll get the hint...
(i'm allowed to say this because i'm half of one)
left or right?
WORKING DEFINITION WIN
It didn't die but it fell behind my bed and clearly couldn't fly anymore, so was no longer of any danger to me. I killed it anyway.
In my lampshade
if i have malaria it's your fault