Okay so on my return from town today i was driving past the church. Beside the church was a load of cars so i had to go around them in the narrow gap which was available, no cars were coming so i went. Anyway i was well commited and about 4 or 5 cars in so this volvo driving wank shaft decides he wantes to go up the grass verge and try and squidge past me....rather than pulling into the side of the road where the space was bounteful. Anyway, both of our windows were down and i just stopped as i wanted to see if he could get past....he pulled up beeside me (whilst scraping his other wing mirror on the wall on the other side) and started swearing quite violently at me and his kids were in the back of the car...so i just looked at him and said 'you're wrong, you're wrong, get over it'
And he continued and drove off.....what a pillock!