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spEak You're bRanes thread
BADGERS:
Blah blah council workers.
"They deserve a pay decreace if you ask me. What good have they done in your local are recently. Cos in mine they havent done a darn thing. Our roads are never repaired, yet we are paying a stupid sum in tax towards it. We have no local facilities in our area yet are paying the council £1000s to fund these things. According to our local council a badger has more rights to live in the area than the people who pay to live here. I dont like them, get rid of the lot of them.
i should be working, Cambridge, United Kingdom"
Right on. I mean, I’m not badgerist. Some of ‘em are alright. I’ll say this for the badgers, they’re very hard-working. But you can’t trust ‘em. There’s probably 15 of them living in that set. And they’re sending half the money they earn back to their family in Badgerland. Fucking badgers.
He's got a point though.
My boss is a badger. He's alright, but if I accidentally corner him he goes apeshit. And I can't do anything about it!
Fucking badgers.
Spreading TB and mooching off the state.
They have more rights than cows AND THE COWS WERE HERE FIRST!
the first thing you learn in Local Government
is that the general public are all fucking morons.
My friend works in council tax
He regularly has to deal with people who don't want to pay council tax on empty houses. His best response is "Well, if your house burnt down you'd expect the fire brigade to turn up and they need to be paid"
The ones of The Dulwich Sheep Shagger are amazing
"Why would you ever have sex with a sheep.
It is absolutly sick this man must be very very desprate for sex!!
He also must have wanted to make a sheep-man. I am very surprised that he is from England."
"I don’t really understand this man who had sexual contact with an animal - it is disgusting. This man must have been very ill and must have been still a virgin and was about to die…….. he also must have been not very good with women and must have given the sheep nightmares. He must have been wanting a retarded imbred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My most recent fav
“Is there life on Mars?”
I wish, they would speed up with their technics. then build a noahs ark and get ready for the earth evacuation. This planet is dieing.
And please no polititians and religious stuff comes on board.
we all would have a new beginning.
This all will happen, sadly to say, not in my life-time.
Rosie, Kirkcaldy
Maybe you could get frozen in a block of carbonite until the ark is ready.