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i'm officially on his side
£100,000!!!! I'd fucking knock my sister out if she had the cheek to ask me for that
i would have just killed her
i was going to say "i would've just fucked her"
then i saw his real sister :(
beating his family up and having trouble with his wife ad being welsh. poor christian. i like him
i think he needs to smack some more bitches up, show them who the boss is
on ninjavideo.net. it got put up today, you can download it too
then they took down the other half just as i was about to watch. MIFFED.
pushing and shoving was tantamount to assault :O
You'd think the woman would get a fucking job
Batman and sobbin'...wow the sun has done it again
If my sister asked for 100,000 pounds, i'd push her down the stairs and call claimz direct :D
they should give him a role in a josef fritzl biopic and see what he does
he could play thirtysomething Josef when stuff happened
fritzl would be 31 and played by christian bale and his daughter would be miley cyrus
Will she break into song at every poignant interlude?
Although it would be hard to tell down in the basement
Scene: basement, cyrus singing a melancholic version of achey brachey heart whilst huddled in a corner, gently rocking back and forth
incredibly erotic sex scene ensues
His mum is a part-time clown from Bournemouth. Amazing.
i was kind of leaning towards the mother/sister side until i read the clown comment.
and if i ever was to come into money i'd see to it she never saw any of that. Equally if my sister got mega rich i wouldn't expect a penny from her.
Making witty headlines is clearly the only good thing that The Sun is good at.
surely someone did that yeah?
Estranged mother and sister who only get in touch when they want something from him are invited down to London for Batman premiere.
Drinks are consumed by all than at some point mother and sister cack handedly broach the subject of a six figure one way cash gift that said sister allegedly needs to sort herself out after her string of failed relationships.
Bale is reluctant to give her the money, perhaps she has past form of pissing money up the money and Bale resents the fact that his family seem to regard him as a meal ticket rather than a family member.
Sister then slags off Bale's wife, she may even be conscious of the fact that he is undergoing marital problems with her.....everything erupts and he tells them both to get fucked.
In a fit of pique they report him to the cops, who knows...they may even have sold the story to the papers in order to get some of the money that they felt he should have given them.
If even 50% of that is true then they are a pair of cunts who don't deserve a penny.
"They did not want any publicity and the last thing they wanted to do was wreck his premiere evening. But they say he bullied them.
They are both devastated that it has come to this but want him to be taught a lesson."
It's a pretty extreme length to go to and the type of thing that people with nothing left to lose would resort to.
This makes me think that he told them they'd NEVER get any money from him ever again.
The problem with part time clowns is they have more time to be misrable. I think a very heated debate went TU.
the 100k was a loan - because obviously a part time clown and a woman who works in IT will knock that off in no time
I love that bit.
What's the going rate for a part time clown these days?
if she only needs to work part time
So yes. The slags get their money after all.
I say he should have nail gunned them both ala American Psycho
and then hallucinated the arguement, pushing, media storm and outrage
and learn the art of fighting all whilst overcoming his childhood fear
I think in a heated argument pushing isnt really assualt, its not like he punched anyone, the timing and everything just seems like they were out to sell a story and use him
the mum’d still get it.