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"I have the looks, the qualifications and the talent and the interest will therefore follow."
I know who I'm spamming for the next couple of years.
and email job offers in Hollyoaks, Coronation Street or nuts magazine....I know I am!
inviting her over for auditions
A great mind at work.
someone get her fullname so i can laugh at hner on facebook
like first class degree in fashion, masters in marketing, loads of work experience in the television industry etc.
Then e-mail it to her hopefully arrange an interview then not turn up and watch from a distance.
It seems harsh but she seems like an absolute cretin.
I'm Old Man Harris...tadge seeking fadge.
I think this HIGHLY UNLIKELY.
I’m Simon Easter Everage – a prolific Public Relations agent who has dominated this particular occupational fleet for 32 years. I am an Executive Administration Manager of the South-London division of the PR premiership in a company called ‘F. L. Abbey + G. Roin Ltd.,’’ (with Gareth Roin and Fiona Abbey being the foremost PR admistrators in the country) which has hosted celebrated talent for 28 years. It is a complete platform offering unsurpassed support for clients to gain prominent visibility within the media. It allows our clients a chance to get their heads above water, and breathe the dirty, rotten air of fame. The company takes a pro-active hands on approach to PR, organising all day events launches, promotional sales, press conferences, media interviews, reviews and most importantly guidance to clients about the media. We currently have under our belt an array of stars including: Big Buttons McPherson, Jodie Marsh, Adrian Cowell, Johnny ‘The Crow Cock’’ Collins, Thea Goddard, Lisa Mafia, Harry ‘Child-Molester’’ Wentz and Jizz Gobble Lonergan. We will help you display your front-arse to the world. F.L.Abbey + G.Roin Ltd: Like Batman’s willy beard…only better.
Interests: I have a bowl-cut and enjoy the work of Roxy Music.''
I emailed this around my company. Everyone is singing your praises!
Then it can't be ignored.
and post back the resulting response.
But I'll do the same thing.
So obviously she will realise my letter is TOTALLY different from yours.