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I have a problem. Guess what it is an solve it.
now solve it
stick yer finger up yer bum and see how it feels
Shock therapy works for the 1950's era mentally ill.
I say give it a shot
I think the 50s is MY era
THINK ABOUT IT
I smell a sitcom called "In the hair and now". You and I are both time travelling hairdressers. We go to the 50s and I become a terrible mysgonyst and it's all really not a laughing matter. Curtain and credits.
let's work on a first draft and start making our millions
scene opens in a 50s diner
me: hey hunny bring me another cup of cwoafee
*tony enters through the door and shoots a double thumbs up*
me: HEY WHERE'S MY DAMN CWOAFEEE!? I AM GONNA MESS YOU UP BUDDY
tony: you have to understand that this kind of violence is not to me tolerated
especially because we'd both do and say these things*
*nb: this is not a promotion of misogyny, but it is pretty hilarious
while my DJ revolves it?
Otherwise my quest to create a tiger-human hybrid isn't going very well. What am I going to do with all that tiger semen I stole from the university? All that semen...