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thought it was boring this afternoon ;)
you were probably doing it wrong.
that shoots out horrible salty water after a couple of minutes. And tastes like sweat. Surely.
wash his willy.
Not really is as good as yes.
not for me
sure. do you want me to go into detail?
who said she actively liked doing it.
I miss her :(
You never will Vikram.
You never will.
it could be worse.
Maybe you could try dating only ugly women. It gets results!
people have got shot over less....
and u have moog hardware in ur profile pic! shame u live in scoootland
seem to like doing it, what wrong with you real world ones! ? :P
It means Blow jobs?! How disappointing.
"why dont you like.....etc etc...?"
piss from, it spends the majority of it's day squelching around in their undercrackers, etc
a guy though
expected to do it. And I prefer the actual act to ...etc.
most guys do expect to...return the favor though surely?
If your boyfriend said 'hiya, babes. I love getting blowjobs but because I love you so much, I don't want you to have to go through it just for me.' would you say 'awww' or 'what a pansy'?
If possible, try and add something arousing to your reply.
come come come come
any man who doesn't want blowjobs is too weak to do me
but be ramming themselves with a cumcumber whilst saying it.
I suspect their reaction was 'phew'
shut up and fuck me
the result was 'they prefer it to sex'
I blame it all on pigfoot and his chat up line advice
'hiya, babes. I love getting ******** but because I love you so much, I don't want you to have to go through it just for me.'
if they aren't done well...
If you don't mind answering?
Physically angry. I don't know why.
or to other people?
the exact opposite effect they're meant to have.
it's actually pretty common. 40% of domestic violence cases are related to it, apparently.
I find that rather strange still.
where this statistic came from
hello im trevour mc donald, today scientist discovered that 40% of domestic violence is blow job related...
rough stuff and it gets u wanting to unleash the beast so to speak.
I just go off on one. I stormed out of the room once. No rhyme or reason. Red mist descends and I've got to get out of there.
I really regret it later.
I would find it quite annoying actually if I was a guy, sort of like this thing is bothering you.
it's a bit like a fly buzzing round your dick, but you're not allowed to swat it which just makes you want to swat it more and then you just flip out.
Like balls involved and all. A bad one can a really shit break from actual fucking.
detailed specification of what is good and bad should continue here
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google deep throat heather for a tutorial!
and with enthusiam and pig tails :D
what i don't like is when they are still limp
and his personal hygiene.
C U L8R?
He's a clean freak!
Convenient family care tools for those hard-to-reach places and ideal for gentle care near sensitive areas.
I thought they were only ever used to clean your ears. You're not telling me you stick a Q-Tip in your oven to give yourself a bit of a clean are you?
i did actually mean "cutie".
Is it working?
because I know I'm just going to have to wash it again afterwards.
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
pls say its another nellyo?
I thought you tasted sweaty
I get the stray hairs trapped under my foreskin removed by hand prior to commenecement. We affectionately call it the inspection.
if it smells bad I am not going any where near it. Full stop!
I'm washing it RIGHT NOW.
so I'm not going to use my mouth to stimulate it until you ejaculate"
wow! you learn something new every day
I don't sound like that!
a South African accent ;)
just politely kiss his thigh and move on back up!
you still stand the chance of bumping your shoulder into it. Which is a decent alternative. Especially if it twangs a bit.
because I wouldn't be able to carry on, my mind sadly will be on how bad it smells and I am affraid that would be the end of fun-times!
grab out a load of clunge gunge and spread it all over it? That way, it'll smell like your vagina, not his cock.
it took me to the next sentence to figure out what you meant. and now I feel queasy.
I don't get this. I thought men spend at least 70% of all grooming, so there should be no hygeine barrier, so to speak.
...is that just me?
that's cats you're confusing us with
with the soap daily.
with the sad reality.
I don't mean to, it just happens!
Maybe that's why it's so shiny and prehensile...
yikes! are you using some kind of radioactive soap?
of you guys with GF's get head off them regularly?
She genuinely loved it
new girl beyond the obvious cute and niceness. I ve never had a gf who seem even remotely interested in it.
where you try and gently force the head down there?
Girls must absolutely hate that
id try and riggle up the bed instead as it seemed more subtle :P
Otherwise known as "the crab"
girls abhore having their heads pushed down to your groin area.
We hate it.
no pearl polishing for u!
bit of assertiveness is sometimes welcome...
till her arms start flailing ? lol
typical make me guy feel good about himself lines
so i'm *not* the biggest she's ever seen?
and you're really not that 'hard' inside
Is weekly good enough?
definitionofself is scared of homosexuals? I'd say not.
If I made a thread asking whether gay men enjoyed giving other gay men head, that wouldn't be sexist of heterophobic.