- I waited in A&E for almost four hours yesterday. People with children get seen a lot faster. I guess that would make sense.
- I have decided that Tangy Cheese Doritos is my favourite crisp. I like the cheese residue they leave on my fingers. They are better than Wotsits because they don't feel like you are eating air.
- I'm tired of doing inter-company reconciliations. I think they make me head hurt.
- I need to stop drinking coke.
- I should have put my and not me.
- Brown jumper / black jumper?