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TAX ON CIGARETTES TREATS MY CANCER.
I think I'd have it as my theme music if I ever went in to professional darts
do do do di do do do do di do do do do di do
they have found cures for most diseases so i can live forever
I'll be happy to make 70 then retire hurt. 70 is a good knock. The years after that will probably involve me struggling to breathe, pissing myself and telling racist jokes. I don't mind avoiding them.
ah old age
i like it
So there are now two reasons why I hate you.
but getting old without all these deseases would be nice
(actually I don't) but smoking does not cause non-Hodgkin's lymphoma so this "vaccine" wouldn't be able to undo smokers cancer.
I would also guess that this work is being done in Nicotina benthamia whilst the plant used to make cigs is Nicotina tabacum.
In summary, smoking is still a gay sport.
as if the plant's an actor and he's saying "actually pretty funny that i'm treating cancer now eh boys?"