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Keeping it realistic as ever.
Just when I thought it couldn't get any more ridiculous they come up with that plotline.
"He was always going to buckle at some point. Things will start snowballing and Calvin turns dark." FFS there's dark and then there's becoming a serial killer.
Is this the moment Hollyoaks jumps the shark? Actually forget that it did that long, long ago.
I thought he was 17!
"With Calvin's insider police knowledge and Warren's criminal experience they become the most deadly gang Hollyoaks has ever known."
Newt and his imaginary friend who talks like he's in some sort of low-rent war film.
They are very "shiny"
Angry-angry, angry-happy, angry-furious, angry-amorous, angry-psycotic, angry-sad, angry-livid
his sister is Debbie Dingle in Emmerdale.
And he's going out with Kym Marsh of Corrie and former Hearsay fame.
That's all my Warren facts for today I'm afriad. More next week!
His Hollyoaks sister is the real life sister of Dawn in Eastenders.
Her eyes are quite glassy too.
she only seems to have the one facial expression as well
he always wears the same turquoise polo shirt.
you think with all that protection money he could splash out a bit.
thats all I want to say
she's a dickhead. she has no redeeming features.
the moral of the story is that geeks do not have to settle for ex-models with faces that are slowly imploding.
Hannah is way better than Skeletor.
sounds like the best storyline ever. What will Carmel do?
will pop a cap in Max's sister's ass. By Christ she is annoying
he went off to Dublin to join the gays. Now Jack's stuck with Darren who is just shit in every way.
Darren's a hero. crazy shirts and hairbrained schemes. we discussed this yesterday.
Darren's a bloody genius
but still shit. He spends his days wearing string vests a la Rab C. Nesbitt, being sarky to all and sundry and coming up with mental ideas that won't work in a million years. He's such a failure he can't even get Mercedes into bed.
All of this combines to make him a legend, though.
puffa jacket with the furry hood when he at the top of his game, that was a great time.
He'll get mercedes into bed soon, he'll use the 'my dads dad so I need comforting' trick. Works every time.
See: his new scheme to collect his dad's insuarance money.
he ain't no son of Jack.
i really can't wait to see this
quickly they get through storylines. I bet there's a week between the first killing and the trial for fifteen counts of murder. Whereas in any other soap they'd drag it out over 18 months.
is that it annoys so many people.
"it's shit...the acting's terrible and the storylines are unrealistic"
...plonkers...that's what makes it so good!
it there's no going back.
strylns mv fst, t bt ttntn dfct dsrdr, lsr.
hollyoaks drag stories out for months, then everything will happen in the one episode you miss
it would be great if he just walked around hollyoaks with machine guns and grenade launchers, shooting everyone to shit.
oh wait, that was my dream last night...
what about max? she shows up at the wedding, he dies. she might as well have just pushed max in front of that car. no one is safe around her
Hollyoaks characters seem to be dropping like flies at the moment.
for baby Max's naming ceremony.