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Unsavory nakedness..what are the rules?

MaryMary [Edit] [Delete] 50 replies 15:03, 2 August '05

There are no threads I want to post in. So i'll make my own.
Recently we had plumbers round and it was early in the morning. My room looks out onto the garden, and my curtains were open. Now...if I was to walk past the window not wearing much and they looked in (as I was and one did) who should have prevented it? Am I not allowed to walk half naked in front of my window that looks onto the back garden and should one look into people's windows?

Feel free to post anyhting here. Amusing naked stories? I read Chris Martin wrote "A Message" naked.
Also- whats the convention with naked photos. I was looking at my cousin's baby album and there was a page of naked photo's of my aunt with her pregnant belly. Which is yuck.

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No-one should have prevented it. Everyone should get naked. Don't be ashamed. Naked people around the world unite! Zonino!

bamos | 2 Aug '05, 15:06 | X
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  you ain't seen me nekked... you would sharp retract that knee jerk statement!
  
  marcofella @bamos | 2 Aug '05, 15:08 | X
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    who's going to jerk who naked with their knee?
    
    commandercool @marcofella | 2 Aug '05, 15:10 | X
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      What a really frightening thought!
      
      colonol_k @commandercool | 2 Aug '05, 15:13 | X
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        ^^^ new DiS catchphrase!!!!!
        
        commandercool @colonol_k | 2 Aug '05, 15:13 | X
        
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        I love it when we get new ones!!
        
        sadpunk @commandercool | 2 Aug '05, 15:14 | X
        
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        WARFT for short.
        
        colonol_k @commandercool | 2 Aug '05, 15:14 | X
        
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        kudos to jules by the way ;)
        
        commandercool @quietcrown | 2 Aug '05, 15:18 | X
        
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        She's out at the moment... when she gets home and reads this she will laugh her heed off.
        
        marcofella @commandercool | 2 Aug '05, 15:21 | X
        
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        I think I prefer:
        
        'Who's going to jerk who naked with their knee?'
        
        But I think Jerry Seinfeld's already used it.
        
        thewarn @commandercool | 2 Aug '05, 15:21 | X
        
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        I like a good jerk up from time to time.
        
        marcofella @thewarn | 2 Aug '05, 15:22 | X
        
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        If you're a man: COVER UP! NOBODY want's to see naked men
        
        If you're a woman: predictable jokey 'women are purdy, I like to see them naked' blah blahr esponse. Ha ha! I'm not gay.
        
        thewarn @marcofella | 2 Aug '05, 15:12 | X
        
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        Someone should prevent naked running.
        
        Has everyone seen that Nike add where all the players and spectateurs and umpires are nudie and someone streaks across wearing clothes? I love nike ads.
        
        MaryMary | 2 Aug '05, 15:11 | X
        
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        Well, obviously, naked running's an entirely seperate problem. It should be stamped out. I'm going to form a pressure group. PANJE. People Against Naked Joggers Everywhere.
        
        I haven't ran naked since the days we used to streak around my mates back garden. I might give it another go, before the pressure group gets up and running.
        
        bamos @MaryMary | 2 Aug '05, 15:13 | X
        
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        What about naked sports? Snooker for instance? DO we really wanna see hairy asrses on our screens?
        
        marcofella @bamos | 2 Aug '05, 15:15 | X
        
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        What a really frightening thought!
        
        marcofella @quietcrown | 2 Aug '05, 15:17 | X
        
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        This thread will eat itself
        
        thewarn @marcofella | 2 Aug '05, 15:17 | X
        
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        Yeah....i used to love a good streak.
        At school wer used to get changed for sport anywhere. I would just get changed at lunch in the common room, or hallway or whatever. Anyone one of my friends used to your clothes once you'd got them off and the ones you were about to change into, so that you'd be walking round in just a netball skirt and a bra.
        They were the good old days.
        
        MaryMary | 2 Aug '05, 15:17 | X
        
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        I'm a little bit hot under the collar now. You know about my love for you! Please stop such comments immediately! *faints*
        
        bamos @MaryMary | 2 Aug '05, 15:20 | X
        
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        I am 20 now and ever so mature. I only streak on very special occasions.
        
        MaryMary @bamos | 2 Aug '05, 15:29 | X
        
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        which are? Tell us so that we can mark them in our diaries!
        
        marcofella @MaryMary | 2 Aug '05, 15:30 | X
        
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        Come and stay with me! I'll make you dinner and stuff! It will be a special occasion! (You have to buy your own flights though, I'm a strictly-accomodation/food/streaking-only deal...)
        
        bamos @MaryMary | 2 Aug '05, 15:31 | X
        
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        Why weren't you at my school?
        
        thewarn @MaryMary | 2 Aug '05, 15:20 | X
        
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        last summer my friend had a party at his parent's house in kent. we arrived late the day before the party and most people had already arrived. i thought it would be hilarious (guess who was drinking on the train) to run through the house and jump in his swimming pool naked.
        
        after resurfacing i realised all my friends were inside and his brother's friends were all sat around the pool....
        
        commandercool @thewarn | 2 Aug '05, 15:22 | X
        
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        What a really frightening thought!
        
        marcofella @commandercool | 2 Aug '05, 15:23 | X
        
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        Squint next time... surprises are nice!
        
        marcofella @quietcrown | 2 Aug '05, 15:26 | X
        
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        The moral of that story: never go to Kent. Problem solved.
        
        bamos @commandercool | 2 Aug '05, 15:24 | X
        
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        but i like kent, it's the garden of england. i heard that it's even got a rusting set of goalposts and a spidery shed somewhere.
        
        commandercool @bamos | 2 Aug '05, 15:31 | X
        
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        check this out - the naked rambler
        
        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/4095792.stm
        
        Anschul | 2 Aug '05, 15:28 | X
        
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        Brilliant.
        
        MaryMary @Anschul | 2 Aug '05, 15:31 | X
        
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        I wish I had a nice nickname like the naked rambler
        
        MaryMary @MaryMary | 2 Aug '05, 15:31 | X
        
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        better do some naked rambling or something then and earn one. you think i got called "leopard breath" for nothing?
        
        oh, wait....
        
        commandercool @MaryMary | 2 Aug '05, 15:33 | X
        
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        How about 'the fully clothed DiS poster'?
        
        thewarn @commandercool | 2 Aug '05, 15:33 | X
        
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        if you check the links on the left as well you can see he got arrested and assualted during him first naked ramble - now he's taking his girlfriend as a naked human shield - clever fellow
        
        Anschul @commandercool | 2 Aug '05, 15:35 | X
        
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        WARFT, as all the cool kids are now saying.
        
        colonol_k @Anschul | 2 Aug '05, 15:35 | X
        
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        Well....I wouldn't like to walk without shoes. And my hands get cold (it's winter here) and I've got to wear my glasses.
        So perhaps I could just be the sometimes-partly-naked-rambler-only-if-it's-not-too-cold.
        And i need some form of pocket to keep mints and tissues.
        
        MaryMary @commandercool | 2 Aug '05, 15:35 | X
        
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        And i need some form of pocket to keep mints and tissues
        
        *childishly giggles at thought of where a naked rambler keeps mints and tissues*
        
        commandercool @MaryMary | 2 Aug '05, 15:37 | X
        
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        they do wear shoes...so they are cheating a little.
        
        silence-r @MaryMary | 2 Aug '05, 15:38 | X
        
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        "She's out at the moment... when she gets home and reads this she will laugh her heed off."
        
        *Laughing my heed off*
        
        julesfella @silence-r | 2 Aug '05, 16:27 | X
        
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        What a really... etc etc
        
        sadpunk @julesfella | 2 Aug '05, 16:28 | X
        
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        *hehehehe, plonk*
        
        julesfella @sadpunk | 2 Aug '05, 16:29 | X
        
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        I'm surprised, given the genital nature of this board in the past day or so, that no-one pointed out that MaryMary quite clearly stated
        
        "my curtains were open"
        
        f-nar*oo-er*missus*
        
        Anschul @julesfella | 2 Aug '05, 18:45 | X
        
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        "oo-er missus"
        
        are you andi peters?
        
        commandercool @Anschul | 2 Aug '05, 18:51 | X
        
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        Andi Peters, king of the Tank Tops.
        
        monpot @commandercool | 2 Aug '05, 18:56 | X
        
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        the bit with the gun on it?
        
        commandercool @monpot | 2 Aug '05, 18:57 | X
        
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        Yeh, should have called him General Peters actually.
        
        monpot @commandercool | 2 Aug '05, 19:00 | X

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