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or any public transport really, they make me all depressed ;(
and in the world
except actually disabled people of course
and have to miss my stop.
i'm sure no one notices x
to prove to everyone else I don't fancy them.
"Fucking good looking people getting on my train..."
I generally give them the benefit of the doubt personality wise, cause after all, they are really fit.
and refuse to give them the satisfaction of gawping at them, making do with flicking the odd wistful glance across the carriage.
You look, they look....
You raise an eyebrow, they fold their arms....
You lick your lips, they grasp onto the mace in their handbag...
to watch the surreptitious glances and manoeuvring for position (“if I stand here, then she might lean against me when the train brakes”) that takes place when a beautiful lady gets on a tube carriage. I do not partake in these rituals, as my attractiveness (or lack of it), would just inevitably lead to humiliation and the mental equivalent of soiling myself.
But this is quite sweet: http://www.bustedwonder.com/exterminus/
so that i can have bus crushes and fantasise about them.