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except the inverse of that
a bit like god.
Like someone has shoved a bouncing baby boy wearing knuckledusters into your gut, at which point your souls merge into one and you fall to the floor, unable to move from the feotal position, whimpering pitifully and hoping upon hope that the midwife will finish massaging every point below chest level with her atomic cheese grater?
Yes, I agree.
is putting it mildy! It feels like a compactor is trying to crush your digestive system whilst a hundred angry owls are trying to claw and peck their way out of it.
Oh my word that was brilliant!
faint smell of cordite
have you ever seen a man laugh at another man for getting kicked in the nuts?
thats how much
then like the lower half of your body is on fire and your stoma is turning, then a lot of dizziness, then either pass out or vomit
where Ethan Hawke realises he's trapped in the gang house, and you also get Denzil's voice saying 'you KNOW you fucked up'
All I will say is that every year I hold a 'God Bless Phil Babb Day' where I sit and silently weep for an hour.
but in case you haven't: http://www.myspace.com/philbabb
and someone has just shoved your Johnson into it
two planets very slowly colliding, but where the energy expelled is the pain, and the planets are your balls.
those initial first few seconds where you think you've gotten away with it, you can feel nothing and then the pain kicks in:- like the calm before the torm when you are stood on a cliff on a remote tropical island looking down at the waves peacefully lapping at the shore below. All of a sudden, an almighty gust of wind rips you from your vantage point, swirls you around with it's unwielding power before dashing you, bollock first, onto the craggy rocks below.
Those first few seconds of leeway before you fall down are crucial, agreed.