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please inform me of all that has occured in the last 12 days. THANKS.
east london is full of em
something about mercury
HE'S THE MAN WITH THE MILKY SKIN!
Game One: Bowling 4-0-34-2; batting 13.
Game Two: Bowling 4-1-11-1; batting 10.
Someone might have eaten an apple
bowler's wickets or outfield catches?
It's a shame those figures don't also state the two (TWO!) more that were dropped in the wk/slip cordon off my bowling in the second game and the one catch I took. Seriously, I was on fire.
I was beating the bat something chronic and getting nuff movement though. I've no idea why.
one guy tried to say it was OK he'd dropped a catch off my bowling because we ran him out in the same move.
I bowled so much better this year than last, but i got 6 wickes last year and none this. You'll see on thursday. YOU'LL SEE.
and now i live in a nice place. we're having a housewarming in august. you're invited. or will be, once we make a facebook event.
you'll have hundreds showing up...
my poor rabbit would suffer.
'hoxton', although i hate that word.
:) yikes it was quiet fast!
some southern yokel came up to me because we had new york license plates on our rental car to tell us he went to new york once and 'he didn't like it, not one bit!'
it was ace.
i've missed you jaysum. are you coming to mahoney's birthday drinks tonight? i might be.
i was going to because we were meant to be getting back yesterday but then lightning struck the radar of the airport and we missed the only flight to the uk and we had to wait a day in a kentucky travel tavern and we're back a day late and both feel awful so probably not and i'm actually totally not making this up at all.
only flight eh?
all seems very convenient if you ask me.
called a hunnybun from an overheated vending machine and was surrounded by fat american women who were so fat they took up two seats on the shuttle from the airport to the tavern and they needed a little step to help them get onto the van.
american is equal amounts good and bad.
hunnybun. fat people. hahahhahaa. i love america. i've never been, but it sounds like my kinda place.
sentence to us:
'yall got everythin ya need, and yall can get more if yall wannit!'
yall is a great word.
i just remembered something really funny Zapsta said.
"Brit Arrested Over Baby's Death "
I quit, and came back.
I made some funnies.
as you can see.
because someone laughed at rape and she got raped once. i'm allowed to say that, right? she posted it on the public domain so i can repost it on the public domain, right?
does that count?
and loled at the thought of you flexing.
this joke's getting old.
No one seeing your post won't have seen Mirri's one.
I felt so special.
we're making a list of things he hasn't sexually assaulted?
Foals are clearly Minus The Bear
You've got more money than sense.
Also 'spent == used my credit card'.
I would have thought your office would be the last place you'd expect someone to be putting a dog in a microwave. I am appalled.
Now I have nothing to do as I haven't spoken to my aunt.
I went to a party dressed as harry potter
I am good
Meanwhile, my desire to post on here has reached an All Time Low, and I think i'm only here because of my own fucking uselessness.
That's why I'm still in my underwear.