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Lodge your suggestions here, please.
I was afraid that would be the case.
1) I hate you so much, it's actually powering my monitor right now.
2) I'll be back. [sigh]
The rabbit must be beyond mega cute.
to have sex with your granny
If you want really effortless, I'd leave it for a few millennia and then the passage of time would find a suitable way to remove it. Probably when you get new cupboards.
One more and you'll have equalled the record set by shit_eating_grin in May '06, when he posted about piles of faeces in three separate threads within 24 hours
I'm about to go home, but if you feel man enough to post about piles of shit in 4 individual threads and post the links to prove it tomorrow, you'll have earned my respect and the deserved title of DiS: King o' Scat.
shit_eating_grin is going to be PISSED
Amazing scenes! While going to work with the dustpan, I surprised a mouse.
From re-enacting Thomas and Jerry cartoons with my mother, I know that it's so not worth expending energy trying to catch a mouse if you don't have a woman on a chair screaming at you to get rid of it, so I thought I'd leave it to it.
Only Leyton mice aren't the same as Walthamstow mice. Leyton mice are fat and stupid.
Conclusion: I have a pet mouse.
you just haven't met the others yet
Blatantly. It's gone now.
I think you're after "Is There An Effortless Way To Get Rid Of A Kitchen?"
Maybe you can have some of our rat poison, for having killed the original rats, stary rats are now rocking up brown bread all over the place