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I fucking love sweeping. It makes me giddy.
you're not going to uni and are becoming a cleaner instead?
A real boy.
Is it a Nimbus2000?
"I'M i'm-i'm-i'm I'M ready to MOP mop-mop" at work today.
Will you be getting up to some broom related shenanigans, or use its powers only for good?
If the former, poking and insane swiping at people smaller than you should fit the bill, for the latter, a simple rudimentary superhero scenario involving fighting crime with a broom, and broom based utilities.
Her name shall be Wendy.
Of course! A genius idea, I commend you and await an invitation to the first human-broom marriage and subsequent divorce as a result of spousal cheating ('her' on you with the mop).
Congratulations and commiserations
It's gonna happen.
a fiddly, inaccessable place
are with this broom, but I tend to keep MINE in a cupboard.....
Does it have stiff bristles?
Like Amazonian thighs.