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for long car journies.
But you fucks don't know talent if its right under your nose!
leave me alone :(
all I have is name so far....
Some of us have things to do.
That would be quite awkward in a car though anyway.
Before the journey, find as many different turds as you can and freeze them. Then, on the way to where you are going, just twat each other with frozen shit sticks. Probably best to leave the driver out of it.
Or, Wolf Yahtzee. Get 6 wolves, throw them and see if you can get them to land the same way up. If they do, Wolf Yahtzee! If you don't, run like fuck.
Or, Marker Pen Retinas. Replace your retinas with marker pens, see how that teaches you
and play soggy biscuit for god sake.
You have to masturbate with your penis hanging out the window, but you have to time it just right so that when you pass a horse, you can jizz right on it. The trick is to keep yourself ever-close to an orgasm without letting it happen too early and really going for the kill when the horse first comes into view.
Very hard work on long motorway drives.