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Especially fat ones with spotty backs and revealing tops.
slim ones with blemish free backs and revealing tops make up for it right?
but they usually have raucous boyfriends looming over them.
I hate the ones that leave Shit Pyramids in toilets.
You can always tell which pyramids are females because they'll be surrounded by an Andrex moat and have a bloody tampon perched on top.
...admitted that was only the one girl. And she paid.
Incidentally, how did she pay? Did you do a shit pyramid on her?
I let out a high pitched shreik and fell backwards out of the cubicle. Then I pointed at her: "J'ACCUSE!!"
She did an impression of a California Raisin and ran away with "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?!" ringing in her ears.
She was like, 5'1".
would festivals really be better if they were exclusively male? god no.
o wait that still sounds gay right?
u got it
I'm in awe of your mixture of comedy and misanthropy.
Your sarcasm is second to none.
dont get me started on 16-18 year olds either.
or indeed in any way divergent from my own take on normality. they can fuck off
Anyway, latitude doesn't require any cooking or cleaning.