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1) you have to get your passport renewed.
"You know you're going on holiday somewhere foreign when..."
when overseas holidays don't excite you as much as when you're a wide-eyed youngster.
i'm not that old.
you especially look forward to sit-down gigs.
Is that a mandatory renewal, as in "You look nothing like this photo - you must renew!"
"wow it's been ten years since you got this passport, you're old!" renewal.
No wait, that's something else...
and it comes into conversation that they were born in the 90's. This has happened quite a few times recently.
Just that you're a massive paedo.
hush hush. Thanks a lot.
You're quite small and slender.
the 90s were not for being born in
but he doesn't listen and keeps on having been born in 1990.
She's on her last warning.
next thing they'll be having 00s-based cultural reference systems, using earlier eras purely for pity or revival. The fucks.
to watching University Challenge with a nice cup of peppermint tea.
...when on second thoughts, the music you listened to when you were 15 IS actually the best ever written.
yes i thought they were/are rather good.
Hopefully the day I admit Robert Miles was good is a long way off.
I have that tape single.
...when the phrase "there can be only one!" loses all meaning.
When people who are younger than you are also smarter.
if u issolate urself like me :D
someone mentions insurance and/or loans and I'll care.
you're one of those that were born in the 90's, aren't you?
I often confuse you two.
...get a new young persons railcard.
...get a senior railcard
despite knowing full well that's bullshit as you hated school and are now allowed to sex women, drink booze and eat chocolate bars whenever you like.
When people asking you about your life using the words "Back then..."
'you know you're getting old when:'
It's basically the same but a bit slower.
Then you know you're getting even older when you forget to unzip them in the first place.
explaining 17-year-olds caled Keira and Esther that you aren't selling GHB or MDMA.
start showing you their payslips and asking you about tax because "you have more experience of that sort of thing"
I've never given a damn about a new Batman film.
(that'sthe one with Jack Nicholson as the Joker - it was released in 1989)
That happened to me last weekend and the woman at the bank said 'first signs of aging'
I wanted to cry!
with having to remember all these various codes/pins/passwords.. It's just ridiculous now!
though your ATM pin code should be pretty easy to remember - not for me however.
YOU'RE ALL OLD
*basks in youth*