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You are a very funny person. Very funny indeed.
He strikes again!
...I mean he/she strikes again!
this week brings us... 'Dizzy' by Vic Reeves and The Wonderstuff.
I'm having a one-man disco at lunchtime.
you're not going to have it tho.
the 'Ting Tings' one came from?
These are unmarked envelopes containing random CD singles. It's much more fun this way.
It's a rash assumption.
Is it you?
no, it isn't.
them all to me :(
but I want to shake them warmly by the hand.
You're currently fourth favourite with the bookies.
Evs - Will 'ehwhat'
4/1 - Claire Roberts
5/1 - Colin Roberts
6/1 - William 'Four Names' Royter Hatfood
6/1 - Harru
10/1 - Colonol K
12/1 - Sarah Fox
14/1 - Tom Knapp
can i at leat make the outsiders list?
as the first CD was a Girls Aloud one. I couldn't see you ever buying or owning that in the first place. Your odds are falling rapidly though.
there's been others?
Can you not read a fucking postmark?
what does the postmark say bambam?
Just a stamped number. I don't know what this means.
Hmm. Maybe one of us works for the Post Office and can track down which company that is.
Clearly this is more work than this warrants :D
If we know who works for company 'CL 114' then we will be a step closer to solving the mystery.
I don't know your work addy but it is the type of prank I would love to pull, granted it's no emaciated jewish mannequin, though.
stalking you Bamos but chance sighting in the Barbers aside it ain't me sunshine, honest.
A Saturday afternoon pint would have been spiffing.
it's just that I always imagined our first meeting would be in a more romantic location, like the Castle or something.
Many is the lasting relationship built over happy-hour Carling in the Castle.
It's honestly not me. For a start I'd never give away a perfectly good CD of Dizzy by Vic Reeves and The Wonderstuff.
i want to create a pool whereby we can send random people other random crap from work somehow anonymously - it could be like a secret santa-type arrangement. bet there's something online i could use to arrange it.
i could contribute really bad dvds from my time at universal. 'havoc' anyone?
but I'd have nothing to send but CDs that are so bad that not even *I* want them!
And those nets that you get free with washing tablets, I've got loads of those.
Are you coming round my house at night and stealing them?
and incase you were wondering, it was me that pissed in your kettle!
was yellower than usual this morning.
You kettlepiss bastard.
Tonight I shit on your pillow.
as a Dutchman saying he's going to sit on my pillow.
Can you arrange this instead?
Any particular Dutchman?
no no no no, no no no no.
can you post me one please?
If you PM me your address and send me something of equal value in return.
Is Adam going down to see you soon? I could pass one to him.
I don't want that picture though so think of something else!
do you want any of them?
Keep trying! :)
Sew a load together for a Rab C Nesbit outfit?
where you could feed your details in and then it could randomly pick someone else's details to spew back out at you so you could send them off somewhere.
I guess it would be possible to use the Post Office automated postage printer thing but you'd need to see the address sometime.
i think it would need to be a pool of a few people, and then everyone randomly gets someone back, so that everyone gets random stuff and the same person doesn't get picked twice.
i don't think it matters if you only send crap CDs (sadpunk), it's the surprise of getting post that's really the best part. maybe you can include a bad poem or something with them to make them better.
andyk can put a note (as can anyone) stating any letterbox restrictions. more imagination would be needed here.
Well it'll have to wait a few weeks as I'm doing another website first.
What you've said is easily do-able.
It wasn't you though
Are you coming to joeymahone's birthday drinks tomorrow?
how far is the pub from paddington?
Is it actually in Paddington?
Then the answer to Harru's question is reasonably far
then a five minute walk. All in, about 24 minutes.
although i want to go to paddington (at half past 11), not from paddington.
walk backwards and get a backwards tube?
You Northereners might love a bit of backwardness but we do things differently down here
ps everyone, come to white heat afters and keep me company on the door.
I have to get a train and will probably be quite drunk.
I'm going home with Harru.
Please stop. I've developed pink eye
The addresses do tend to be written in crayon with all the 'e's back to front and one of them had a sketch of me, labelled 'Mr Dickface' with stink lines coming off it....
Well, the curly smoke coming out of 'Mr Dickface's castel' [sic] was a nice grass green. But apart from that, a derivative choice of pallette
i'm starting an exchange though it seems, website from theo pending...
i'm a bit excited.
Getting things in the post is ace!
Would read again.
Needs more zxcvbnm and judge_b though.