I watched this on Sunday for the first time.
I've never witnessed such a concentrated collection of utterely odious, vacuous cunts on one tv programme, and I've watched The Hills.
Why the fuck do they get 'stressed' and 'emotional' about? They're living for free on a tropical island, catered for in every way, with the chance to win a lot of money for some inexplicable reason.
I could barely the crushing simplicity of the concept of the whole programme. They have to convince some other fucking cunts to live on their island. Thats it, apparently.
If there was anyway I could have a) convinced France to resume testing nuclear weapons on those particular islands with immediate effect, or b) given them all a complimentary Aids/Ebola Red Bull spritzer I would've done it in an instant.