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is on BBC1, WATCH IT NOW!!!!!!! SO EXCELLENT
is somehow always avenging his uncles death.
WHY cant it be another family member or spouse??
uncle is just the right temperature for a jackie chan film
you're fucking right.
Cant beat the 80's
but this is from 1995 ;)
Fail for me!
"Rumble In (movie tax friendly) Vancouver"? I'm sure there is a Chan film supposedly set in NY where you can actually see the Rocky mountains in distance. I might not be this one, some guy gets fed to a wood chipper I think.
I can barely watch, only thing that's keeping my interest is Chan's demin attire.
White denim, no way.
Chan is retroactively destroying his career by the advert disgrace we shall not mention by name.
For shame Uncle Jackie, for SHAME.
it's jackie freakin' chan!
I jest sir, I jest. Nothing can ever ruin Project A (? was it?)
no matter how bad it gets for Chan's tax status.
my favorite is still The Drunken Master
best line in the film
DON'T YOU KNOW. YOU ARE THE. SCUM OF SOCIETY
Damn i thought i was taller than him.
He would fuck me up all kinds of ways regardless of stature.
(oh my god how cute is your profile picture?!)
I actually really like Kid Rock
The latest albums have been pish, yes. But I'm talking the golden era of Kid Rock
* 1990: Grits Sandwiches for Breakfast
* 1993: The Polyfuze Method
* 1994: Fire It Up! (EP)
* 1996: Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp
* 1997: The Polyfuze Method Revisted
Chances are, you've never heard anything from these. This is when he was awesome. I still consider him awesome though, because he's Kid Rock
Radio 2 'A' grade play list artiste on last single.
Put the cute little thing back on there
not as weird looking as Kid Rock though
you'd be surprised how many people it terrifies. Something about 'tiny monkey hands' apparently.
it was yours, no that is seriously cute, awwwwww
well your monkey picture,I'm sure you're not weird looking. Monkey hands are a bit creepy like the ones in that Bloc Party advert.
Monkey hands are weird, especially the weird pickled ones people smuggle back from holidays. Just cos Homer wished on it doesn't mean you can numpties!
I just like his/her/it's haircut and exasperated expression.
I won't even ask.
Aw I love that simpsons! yeah those pickeled hand are strange I remember seeing one that had been turned into an ashtray O_o
I'm just not a conventionally pretty face....I ain't got boils like Lemmy or something!
Ashtray?! Ugh! That is pretty freaky to make it into a daily used object. Gak!
lemmy may be a legend but the boild kinda gross me out.
Yeah it's foot worse than those elephant foot umbrella stands.
if the boils were an all over thing....they got laid out cold.
Elephant ones are sadtimes :'(((((
yup :( poor elephants , I no longer but ivory back scratchers for people
there are not enough movies with hover craft sequences.
when he is on towed the water one of his 'trainers'is actually an ankle plaster cast painted to look like a shoe. He broke his foot and they mocked his cast up so he could finish the shooting.
EPIC WIN? I think so!
'on towed the water'? A little bit Dickensian phrasing there.
'towed on the water' would have been more correct.
(or the DVD, I cant remember) EPIC WIN
the ending of this film is so terrible. The rest is immense though :)