Boards
Mark Ronson tried to take a spare seat on the tube ahead of me last night
I mean what would you do if this happened - beat him into a bloody submission with his big bulging bag of talent? - I'd do it more as a 'warning' than in frenzy, but next time, 'Ronno', let a laydeee take the seat.
I got the bendy bus to work today with Farris Rotter by the way - he got his headphone wires stuck in the automatic doors and now no longer exists.