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to piss on your patners leg in the shower as a joke?
would overcome any transgression
and it's your partner
it doesn't even warrant a thread
will send her into a blind sexual rage... DO IT! DO IT NOW!
but oh no
splains why i'm single then :( maybe the punching and slapping was just... rage and not some donimatrix thing she had going on :'(
it wasnt me. I was just told the story by a female.
i would find the whole situation amusing
ahhh i'm not up for that
no that's definatley still funny
itll wash off anyroad.
"my pee is now your pee"
"i'm just gonna do a handstand. okay, move a little to the left. bit more. too much. ok, open your flaps. yep, that's right. PSSSSHHHHHH"
just point it at her fanny and let it rip!
without hitting the rim most of the time.
what's mine is yours, baby
i was talking to a friend who was telling me about how she was having unprotected sex with a guy, and was freaking out cuz she thought he was cummin in her. he said, and i quote, "relax baby, i'm just taking a piss."
if you enjoy being in the bathroom for several agonising hours.
she would be most unimpressed.
i'm trying to go on hiatus here
because because because becaaaaaaaaaaaaause! (of my excessive internet use). if i have any self control, speak in a week!
Best post EVER
that really made me laugh.