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What a cunt.
That explains how he got anywhere in life, at least.
Thats some inverted, crazed (bordering on Daily Mail) logic right there
jamaicans are rly rly srs about the gayz
and that is the sole criterium for a comedian being a cunt. Also a cunt: everyone else on Mock the Week apart from Frankie Boyle.
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rex is UNHAPPY. mikey covering his ears is getting a it old. bex makes me : (
you just read my mind. when rex got annoyed i literally sat up and smiled because it means Good TV. now he has to eat a baguette! priceless!
and arrested mohammed for being "foreign" then said there's no way mohammed mohammed is his real name and he should be locked up.
is your family scottish? whats your surname?
if they'd have set bex on that baguette she would have DEMOLISHED it.
my mate on msn just said rachel is the hottest. i don't know whats wrong with him.
luke is even more like vera duckworth today
i fancied sylvia, and then i thought sara was hawt in her vt but she's a bit weird, but i can't put my finger on why. but maysoon is mega-hawt. so maysoon and dale - joint first, stuart - close second.
i know your name isn't mchaggis, but i wish it was.
darnell is turning so good
"MAKE MY DINNER WOMAN!!"
"what do you want?"
it's making for awesome tv. if he was a chauvanist, and also bullied the men, i'd change my alliances from rex
i like that
but she's also slightly insane, but in a banshee way, rather than a hawt betty blue way
all nasal-y with question marks at the end. i wish she had one of the hawt ones - she'd be perfect :(
she'd be awesome
"Fuck, it's the English!"
"Pretend you're French! Pretend you're French!"
does he want to be helen fucking keller now? oh mickey...
"it'll damage my hearing!"
i just want to scream at him. i understand he's blind, he does not need to overdo it
telling her the most effective way to eat a baguette.
"CRUSH IT" someone suggested
i'm watching right now (i'm going to burn my eyes out afterwards)
i think she KNOWS how to eat, though. uknowwha'ahmean?
that baguette was so large
and you can protest all you want, but you love rex, but fancy dale
you're a friend of ellen
dale ftw. if i wasn't already exceptionally good looking i'd wish i looked a bit like dale
i suggested they cast brad pitt but he was busy
"My dog never talks to me, literally".
I certainly wouldn't join in if I could see him being chased by an angry mob.
If you're talking black comedians who are completely shit, Amos doesn't come close.
Exactly 100 times. Hey, ever noticed how all black comedians use their middle initial as part of their stage name? What's up with that!
is the single worst comedian there has ever been.
Can't he use his middle initial? What is he white now?
and Richard Pryor, no middle initial there either
Chris Rock isn't a comedian.
but I would guess on his CV that is his occupation and he is still better than that twat Lenny Henry
though, he's just that awesome
how the FUCK did this turn into a Big Brother thread?