Hi I'm Fog Hopkins.... and I googled
I was gooling for 14 years until i forgot what I was searching for.
google could never help me find what I was lookin for it wasnt online..........
it was within myself.
I kept getting these images but they didn't mean anything.
I would get the wrong results but it wouldn't matter as long as I googled.
I used to think I was feeling lucky....... I was just missleading myself.
It realy got serrious when I us to use the 'I feel lucky key' thats when I knew I needed help.
Googlewhacking made it much worse though.......
I was lookin for that special google and u know what it wasnt worth it.
I searched for loved ones and friends but it was always someone else.
I ended up at this party strung out after a google binge and I got tied to a chair.
I'm in my twenties now for gods sake, I ended up breakin free from that chair, and things haven't bin the same since.
My first mistake was I use to think I worked for google.
Then I let the tying happen.
I had to do something....... So I googled help groups.
After many trys...... its so hard to give up...... I finaly found one.
There was a few misshaps along the line...... I couldn't help but press the HELP button but it just got me to more google related sites that got me deeper into a habbit.
Then I found it......
My doctor says I should only use yahoo now..... but its not the same.
There is a danger that my eyes will turn to the google OO's unless I stop though.
(breaks down crying)