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I'm not afraid of insects, but the thought of them looking at my jangly bits gives me the heebie jeebies.
there was a thread a long while back called "moth/penis interface" which realised this exact fear.
its my fave ever
she's a LOSER without a MySpace.
TheoGB | 19 Jul '06, 16:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply
A cockroach tried to crawl up my leg a few weeks ago while I was at a bar. I shooed it off.
Three hours later, I took my jeans off and it was attached to my, ahem, 'jewels'.
I nearly had a heart attack."
That makes my skin crawl.
it's more the spider when im asleep... slowly getting closer... crawling on my unconscious helpless body... waking up with one shitting on my face.
I find the fact im standing and I got HOT water as an ally as well as shit loads of chemichals a plus
spiders are repeled by carbon dioxide, they wouldnt want to go that near to our mouths yet alone enter them.
do u want to eat spiders O_o
those are like the little ones that seem to love my tent. I can live with swallowing some of those.
but i don't want to kill them.
I just flick water at them
it had an elvis style death.
are we talking about hot female insects?
but luckily I don't live in africa, so there aren't many insects anyway.
they don't have much water to kill flies with.
at first i'm like "shit! get away" and i splash them with water.
then after about 30 seconds of watching them struggle and slip, i feel totally guilty, and save them and put them outside the shower on dry land.
such a fag :(
they always get me when they start flapping around and struggling.
It wouldn't go!! It was still alive and flapping around, I kept putting loads of toilet roll on top of it to try to flush it away and the toilet roll would flush and the moth would still be there. It took ages to get rid of it!
in my bathroom once...
i'm not sure if it was wee or poo.