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Say o instead of 0 when reciting a phone number.
Replacing a number with a letter for no apparent reason. Cos it's quicker?
IT makes you sound less like a robot/ computer programmer/bellend
the thought of this make me chuckle.
nil and love.
or my choice of love interest?
answer. Put your hands together my friend.
I'm not drug riddled.
If an ounce of charlie leaves Glasgow at 7.15am travelling at 75 miles per hour and a ketamine-laced spliff leaves London at 8.15am travelling on the same line at 55 miles per hour, which is closest to London when they meet?
as I'm not really. I'm always ready to say "But I'm not blonde" and then remember I dye my hair.
Your Darling-esque eyebrows gave you away.
It's your best impression yet.
story the other day?
I will shave them off if you are comparing me to Alistair Darling :(
is there anything it can't fix?
I just googled image searched something along the lines of 'comedy eyebrows'. This is what I got.
That's you, that is.
everyday you have a blank canvas.
this is you:
it's illogical and it annoys me
it's totally logical - your mouth makes the shape of the circle
plus you learn your alphabet before you learn the concept of zero
it's still a NUMBER.
zero is not a number - it is literally no number
'In the English language, zero may also be called null or nil when a number, "oh" (IPA: [o?]), "goose egg", or cipher (archaic) when a numeral, and nought or naught in either context.'
There you go, then.
There is a massive difference between zero and null. If you had a Maths degree, you would now be as angry as I am.
When will people learn??
that chris has this the wrong way round? He's asking why people saying zero instead of oh, which nobody does.
I say oh. I couldn't give a shit. Literally not one shit. And anyone who does isn't allowed to talk to me.