I would like to share with you a funny but slightly disturbing incident that happended to me recently.
Background - I have recently started work at a new company (even though Ive now handed in my notice cause its shite but thats by the by). When this incident took place I had been here less than 3 weeks and had never had a proper conversation with this woman.
So Im in the kitchen on my own and this woman walked in and the inevitable small talk commenced (to give you a visualisation of the set up she is 50years plus in age and, obese and generally hideous in apperance, i am a 26 year old male and only mildly hideous).
So the chit chat commences and she is in the process of telling me someone she knows was being relocated with the RAF and tried to say 'he relocated to Deepdale' but what actually came
out of her mouth was 'being located to deepthroat'
Jesus Christ. is she trying to seduce me? She did have stiff nips at the time which resembled HGV wheel nuts so I really dont know what to think.
My recation by the way was 'he got that aswell did he? errrr, mm, errr'. She just said 'yeah' and carried on like nothing had happened. Bizzare.