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Inspired by Deadzones vs Repo Man : Hell in A Cell.
the idea of saying tens and tens of DiS catchphrases into a microphone appeals to me
Spiders In Your Hair!
Unbearable Lightness of Being: The Game
A FPS in which an angry 130% mortage owenr works their way through the offices of Drenser flotters to get to the Evil Traders who ballsed up the economy
Featuring the all new Wii banknote remote.
Use your skills to:
- Wear increasingly cliched clothes
- Take lots of drugs!
- Market The Automatic! and The Automatic?
Would involve walking down Southbank shooting hundreds of mimes in the face.
Serious answer: Lego A-Team
Snake struggles with mental illness.
Snake suffers with constipation.
Snakes sells heroin. Made from metal.
Snake faces his toughest challenge yet, in the shape of a deranged aging feminist.
Snake visits Longleat Safari Park.
Snake's afraid of flowers.
Snake takes on gay kitchen appliances.
The franchise jumps the shark in this snake themed flight simulator.
to "SNAKE'S ON A PLANE!"
Drunken pub brawling. With expensive weaponry.
Guff your way to the finish line, collecting lettuce, beans, sprouts and Guiness as power-ups.
To slow down competitors in thick black turds
run around shooting hos and stealing midrange wind instruments
Get your car back. AT ALL COSTS.
Buy a sensibly-priced family saloon and keep it gently ticking over for a few years, in order to retain as much resale value as possible.
Steal nans from their cars.
basic drink'n'drive shoot'em up
Frank Carson's £1000 racing series.
Steal pretentious short stories from cars in sleazy Muswell Hill
kidnap the father of the theatre of the absurd and make him do a little dance for you
Track down your Alzheimer's riddled grandmother who left the budget German supermarket and wandered off into the depth os Liberty City
Prince of Persia - this is in the works i believe
Soul Calibur - but not all gamey like Streetfighter and MK were. like, proper dark and scary and swordfighty and stuff.
mis-read the thread title as "video games you would like to see made into films"
you're completely right.
Lord Of The Rings: Arwen Simulator
Mary-Kate & Asley Olsen's Extreme Volleyball
MANOS: The Quest for Torgo's Legs
Bloodshaft II: The Unbeliever Reckoning: A Search in Shadow and Death
I think so.
Negotiate bribes with major clubs.
Call offside whenever you like.
Brandish cards meaninglessly.
with numerous spin offs including linesman '08. Pro 4th Official - can you handle the abuse of managers while being upto the challenge of entering the coorect numbers for substitutions, checking players studs are regulation.
International Soccer Groundsman - Can you keep the pitch in peak shape through gruelling premier league seasons. Can you cut grass in perefectly straight lines? set sprinkler times to perfection?
You play a successful manager's wayward son, who's backed out of an abortive playing career to leech kickbacks and slushfunds from the ill-regulated transfer market.
Oversell your young charges to poorly-financed clubs! Siphon off their wages into your own pocket! Order the most expensive cava you can find in sticky nightclubs in Barkingside!
Be the 11th man and the unsung hero! Use your Wiimote to massage aching thighs and sweaty groins. Can you effectively ration and manage your stores of Magic Spray? You decide whether a player will ever walk again, their career is in your hands.
Be the most unpopular man at the club! Arrange dodgy refinancing deals with loan sharks whilst you launder your own money through a series of minor frauds! Publicly back your beleaguered manager before marching him up to your office and pushing him out the window! Make far too much of your status as a self-made man whilst acquiring the seething loathing of the community! Leave under a cloud!
with the wiimote
wit remixed version of the original music would slay me.
...Because only Nintendo fans want to see Link fuck Princess Peach up the chuff.
I loved that old thread :(
or go to my blog.
shadow of the colossus on the PS3
out of work I have no problems
Use your Wii remote to cut wires.
Includes 5 REAL bombs!!!
Where your character stays at home and gets jacked up every hour.
You control David Bentley as he negotiates a tricky by-election as Conservative candidate for Sydenham.
it was AMAZING.
someone linked to it. GO ME!
i've just realised that thread was started 364 days ago. THAT WAS NEARLY A YEAR! EXACTLY!
Use all your guile and skill to fix tumbledryers.
Convert and successfully extort money from the poor and bewildered, whilst concealing your rentboy habit.
That's all I think.
1 is all about the smoking.
a GTA-esque game where you command a white power cell, and you need to get dem pesky ethnics out of your hood. by any means neccessary. and with sexy results.
I'm really really sorry.
Attempt to regenerate dismal ring-road West London desert with exciting street furniture and pedestrianisation programmes.
which is basically the reason I did Computer Science at uni (and subsequently dropped out). It was called 'The Chronicles of Xandor' and it exposed Christianity as a myth designed to keep secret the origin of the universe (a yin and yang type story). The crucifix was actually a simplified version of the symbol traditionally used to represent the yang creature (the good one).
Unfortunately, the yin creature had broken an ancient truce and infiltrated all of the governments of the world, possessing them and dragging the world into a dark and terrible era. The yang creature tried to intervene by itself possessing the remaining people on Earth and giving them the power the overthrow the evil governments, but by that point, it was too late, and they were all hidden away in factories, classed as "deviants" :(
I can scan in pictures!
a MASSIVE NERDO?
AND THE ANCIENT SWORD! AND THE HERO OF THE PIECE IN HIS BLACK LEATHER TRENCH COAT! It was an incredibly derivative story.
I have the fan fiction I wrote for GCSE English. Fan fiction of my own, imaginary video game... :( I got 47! :D
of the new race I invented for WH40k :(
build and maintain a successful sanitation network. avoid being sued for pumping turds into the local river / sea / lake / fjord
but like the PC/Snes type version, where you're lost in the park, and it's played from a 1st person viewpoint.
You'd have limited weaponry (the odd hunting rifle and shotgun) and would be able to hack into systems to turn fences on and off/control door access. You'd get to drive the ranger vehicles and stuff.
playing as a raptor and hunting down alan grant? genius.
Medieval Total War III
Sim Farm II
Ultra Rhyl Holiday Experience II
Super Mario Tax Return
g4SH: crIms0N fLooD
Grand Theft Walrus.
i wish that was real.
Is the Simpsons movie worth seeing? i.e. worth getting for a fiver from Asda?
is my favourite joke in the whole film. Brilliance.
You hold the notes for as long as possible, the last one to collapse or lose any feeling and control in their hands wins!
be able to type in your postcode and download a patch for where you live via google earth or something.
though an Grand Theft Audio version of the game could involve being a A&R and stealing bands/artists from other peoples labels. or not
they were shit
Unintelligible football game with randomly -generated rule changes applied at arbitrary points.
and Ray Stubbs in the studio
Dated golf challenge marred by folksy northern witticisms and occasional singing bouts that go on a little too long.
there's a wacky races game! :D
For DS. Followed by
Yoshi's Omelette Cooking: Get Me An Epidural.
Oh, I don't know...Oil Rig Manager maybe?
Play with your favourite unlicensed fundamentalist Christian sides from Midwestern MLS teams to the Vatican All Star XI. Featuring detailed Create-a-player mode.
Sonic & Mario: Double Team Time!
Crash Bandi-Cooty: Attack of the Cunts
Shenmue III: The Revenge of the Sailors
Mortal Come Bat: The Jizz Returns
-wander around Canada desperately trying to get on EVERY album the nation produces.
Age of Edmunds- Command armies in beards and pringle sweaters in historically themed battles.
Take control of an army of tennis officials in the run up to Wimbledon. Tactically place your big-chair-on-stilts units carefully. Rule your court with an iron fist or show mercy to your players - the choice is yours.