This thread is concerned with pooing. Yes, we all know how nice it is to go for a poo at work, blissful in the knowledge that you are being paid to plop.
But let's go deeper. For example. I work in a multi-storey building, and like nothing more than toddling off to another floor before answering the call of nature.
Also, if I'm on the chod bin and someone comes in, then I have to stay in the cubicle until they're gone.
Today, I was sure the toilet was empty, so I exited, only to find a very quiet man at the sink. He was however, applying moisturiser, and so I felt he was obliged to smell my poo.