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What's most freaky is the fact he had the brain of a pensioner. Argh.
If I titled it "25 year old man has brain of pensioner from drinking and smoking" it would have got 400 replies.
Fickle people. Always looking for SENSATIONALISM.
(is that a word?)
and perhaps leave it more than 2 minutes next time? Is taking that long to load the bloody article.
"Due to his excessive partying lifestyle, Stewart's fertility test showed his sperm had 91% deformed heads.
This left a serious question mark over his fertility as normal fertility allows for less than 70% deformed heads."
You men. All deformed heads carriers.
it must've been medically dubious in the first place, no? Else all pensioners would cut out the fags and take aways and become 18 again.
Forever young, I want to be forever young. Do you want to be forever, forever young?
"Half a pint of 3.5% beer/lager/cider is one unit
BUT many continental lagers are closer to 5% while extra strong lagers can be as strong as 9%!"
he's more bothered about his deformed jizz.
I did LOL quite hard at that one.