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Kiss my children.
Or just ask me some questions.
10,000's the rules!
Let me have my fleeting moment.
how many disers have you meated?
And die on St.Clementine's hill.
Or they post about it on DiS.
Would you be prepared to apply for the job? What skills would you bring?
I could talk cobblers, polish cobblers, make a Blueberry Cobbler and reanact the last days of Sodom and Gomorrah all over the kitchen floor. Peace.
Can you pour the perfect pint of Guinness?
I'm an avid Guinness drinker.
You start at 7am tomorrow. Wake me with two crumpets and a pint mug of filter coffee please.
No singing and no fucking SPEAKING, ok?
I have the voice of an oscine. I can sing you tweety-bird renditions of Gerge Formby classics.
How does that make you feel?
But then...we already knew that, didn't we.
I hope she drowns in her own lips.
in a bag of crisps. estimate how many crisps you think you could eat before you were satisfied.
Are you nuravlol?
Secondly...I'm a chav. Not a Nu-Raver.
that a big issue seller could do that would instantly make you want to buy one off him/her (willingly).
If so...I pick him.
Then again, I do like mashing Care-Bears with hammers....................it's tricky.
you've been posting for about a week. i've been here for about three and a half years and only have just over 5,000 posts.
I also have a severe lack of social life at the moment. Blame it on a 'transition''.