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once at school i heard one guy ask another:
"how would you like to wake up dead?"
a posh chav? ;)
comes from 'charver' - which I think is more of a Smoggie term.
it made me look a bit... slow.
you are ugly, with a bag like that. must hae been a terrible bag
If anything, that's the best kind of insult.
I meant more that they might have said it despite their intelligence, and despite knowing that it is impossible to "wake up dead", in order to ironically mock the strength of their intellect.
a 7 yr old shouted it at my mate, i really would have loved to see that..
i don't know, 'break your face' just sounds ridiculous when said by an angry scottish man. And most things sound scary when said by and angry scottish man, so that's saying somehting.
i loved that!
"I'll make sure your tea's milky in the morning" (said in a vaguely threatening manner).
that would scare me. Because i would have no idea what to expect.
"If you don't stop doing that I'll find out where you live and kick the shit out of your dad."
We did laugh.
It was said to my mate. Who's dad, interesting enough, was a fairly well-known local boxer. : D
mike tyson said this to lennox lewis. he also said he'd eat his children, which was awesome
if you knocked his tree off. : (
Said while brandishing a packet of crisps.
either way you're losing your teeth
An idiot decided he was going to beat me up after school.
The best way for him to indicate his hate for me was to write "HATE" on one knuckle
Obviously he wanted me to experience a low painful death, so what did he write on his other knuckle..
(We were about 15 at this point. My school was well shit)